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1) Have you ever taken a pee in the Shower?
yes, but it was aiming at the toilet. i was seeing if i could reach it or not

2) If you had the opportunity to remove Anime from existence, would you take it?
some of it

3) If yes, what would you replace it with?
your mom

4) Do you like your name? What would you change it to if you don't?
Glancy Figslicer works for me

5) If your life could have a theme tune, what would it be?
Respect by Aretha Franklin

6) If you could be told the exact moment of your death, would you choose to know it?
I already know it

7) If the internet had never been invented, what would you be doing right now.
inventing it for myself

8) If you had the chance to ask one question to any person from past or present, who would it be and what would you ask?
charles darwin, and i wouldn't ask him anything, I'd just yell, "DARWIN!" from behind and then sock him in the nuts.

9) If you could be a cartoon character, which one would you choose and why?
I AM IRON MAN

10) Which would you rather be: Fat and Fit, or Thin and Unfit?
Fad in fig

11) What would your superhero name be?
Mr. Stickyfingers PI

12) What super power would you have and why?
the power to devour the energy created by others' misery and use it to blow things up

13) would you rather have a million pounds or lots of friends
friends who weigh a million pounds

14) if your face could be on any piece of money, what value would you be?
the entirety of currency shall brandish my malevolent visage! no bill or coin will be spared of my power!!

15) would you swap your partner for a famous movie star?
my partner is a famous movie star

16) If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck and at who?
I'd put a toothpick in the eye of whoever wrote that damn woodchuck poem

17) Have you ever laughed so hard you actually pissed yourself?
well, i've laughed while pissing on someone else

18) What is your most embarrassing piece of underwear?
leather g-string

19) If your life came with a job description, what would it be?
Liquid latex guru

20) What is your favourite word?
epitome